So in a slightly wince-inducing mirror of Phil's ego-maniacal behaviour, I have nominated myself in the People's Choice Award of Best Australian Blogs 2012 run by the Sydney Writers' Centre.
But if I promise not to make any self-promoting merchandise, bribe the judges, write self-aggrandizing books, or make absurd claims about my body parts will you vote for me? Please?
Click below to vote. It's 'Art by Wiley' on the first page...you may still need to scroll down a little when you get there. And then click 'next' through all the other pages until you get to the end where you fill out your details.
You are lovely. You know that, don't you?